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TomKat Split!

Allegedly because they knew it wouldn’t work and they wanted to end it before they got to hate each other.

Really, that’s code for wanting to end it before Katie got to hate wearing her fake pregnancy belly and it wouldn’t work out because it would cramp Tom’s secret gay lifestyle.

Who’s he going to jump on Oprah’s couch about now?

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  1. He’ll jump on Oprah’s couch about Tom Jr., of course!

    Seriously, I’m sure we can all guess regarding the reasons for the abrupt split… Considering how far along she must be in her pregnancy, I’m sure she had a good long think about silent labor and an all-natural post-partum recovery and said, “Screw this. I’m outta here.”

    *sniff* And I really thought those two crazy kids were gonna make it. (And I do mean ‘crazy’..)

  2. Now I know I’ve been reading too many tabloids, because I actually gasped audibly when I read that! I find this depressing, and I’m not exactly sure why–I was as skeptical as the next person about their…relationship…

  3. Kim Kim

    They’ve already issued an emphatic public statement disavowing this rumor, so keep your pants on!

  4. Oh dammit. I was hoping it was true. It would mean I wouldn’t have to see pictures of them making out anymore.

  5. Too bad they didn’t last. I’m about fifteen years younger than my boyfriend, too, so it would have given me hope! Though I have been hearing that he’s crazy, he’s impotent, and the baby isn’t his, the thought that he could be gay never occured to me.

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